i actually find myself sympathizing with the psycho murderers in these lifetime movies a lot

like when the nanny’s mother goes into the bedroom and finds the trip wire i’m like “nosy bitch, myob”

and then when the nanny kills the neighbor too i trick myself into thinking that maybe it will be okay now and she really will be able to seduce the chilren’s father.

it sucks this way though, cause there’s never any triumphant endings where she eventually succeeds at killing the mother

Things I want right now:

  • my cat
  • pizza
  • cold tea

Things I don’t have right now:

  • my cat
  • pizza
  • cold tea

Things I shouldn’t be complaining about not having because plenty of people have it way worse:

  • my cat
  • pizza 
  • cold tea