Haha whoops.
The security guy didn’t like us being outside so late and escorted me back to my room to make sure I went to bed.
But the rain was so niiiiiiice.
"buttered popcorn is the best jellybean flavor."
| facebook: | shut up no one cares. |
| twitter: | *awkward silence* |
| tumblr: | *so-and-so reblogged this from you* Omg yes! Somebody who understands me! Let's be best friends! I totally ship us together! |
thisstormbringsstrangeloyalties:
Every. Fucking. Time. -____-
*you’re not
Come on, people. Let’s use some proper English here…..
Oh my god, yes Ruth. Whenever I notice that stuff it kills me a bit inside.
What, I HATE HATE HATE, is, unnecessary commas,.
*sigh*
At least I can say shit like that on tumblr.
Hahaha omg, I was watching the t-mobile commercial about 4G phones but I heard it really differently.
I totally thought they were singing about an orgy wonderland.
During bowling today there was this guy that my sisters and I had talked to at prom, and he was pretty cool. But then every time we were talking, his little brother would come over and like push us closer to each other. It was really awkward.
Thanks, but no thanks.
The awkward moment when someone hands you a plate of food and you think “I’ll never be able to eat all that!” But then … you do.
The awkward moment when you make a goodnight post but then continue to reblog things.
I was drinking out of a bottle and overestimated, putting the whole top of it in my mouth. I made eye contact with my mother.
She thought I was trying to give it a bj. Fuck my lifeeee.
I flirt by making buttloads of eye contact.
Not in a creepy way or like I’m staring them down. I do it kinda like I just happened to be glancing their way but then prolong it a bit. I’m never the first one to look away.
Also I don’t like turn my head or anything and like crane my neck to look at the person, but if I’m looking down and they happen to walk by I’ll like look right up without moving my head and be sure to make eye contact.
So if you find that every time you look at me I happen to be looking at you as well, but in a kinda serious intense way (at least I hope that what it looks like) then I’m probably into you.
I have actually found this to be an effective attention getter multiple times. It works for me because 90% of the time I have no idea how to start a conversation with a guy, so I just let them know that I’ve definitely noticed them and if they want they can talk to me. It works for me, man, I swear.
(via elementarymydearpotter)
That awkward moment when you try to search somebody’s name but you post it as a Twitter update instead.
I just hope nobody is subscribed to me via text -__-
