i’m checking old email accounts and some random phone number sent me a picture of a baby???? on 11/11/11?????
i’ve never seen this infant in my life
|me:||omfg I love you so much.|
|my cat:||*sits down*|
|me:||oh my GAWD you're such a sweet baby my precious dumpling|
|me:||AAAHHH MY PRECIOUS ANGEL I LOVE YOU COME HERE HOW DID THIS WORLD PRODUCE SOMETHING SO HEAVENLY LET ME SNUGGLE YOU UNTIL WE DIE TOGETHER ALKDFJDSHGJSLJSERGK|
I talk to my cats in a totally different language than I do humans.