having breasts makes you less valuable as a person but not having them makes you less valuable as a woman

????

can i just say that i cant stand when people describe female breasts as “fat deposits and nothing more.” that’s not true. the female breast is actually made up of fat, mammary glands/lobes, and milk ducts. 

if they were just made up of fat, breast cancer detection tips wouldn’t be telling you to feel all the way up to your armpit because there’s breast tissue that goes up there too.

if they were just made up of fat it wouldn”t hurt so damn much to get punched in the boob. 

it’s not just me being picky, it’s basic anatomy.

my sister comes up to me and says ‘i would make such a cute flat chested person’ and then whines and curls up on the floor in the fetal position

you aren’t truly friends until you’ve had a late night conversation about how baffling it is that boobs are viewed as a sexual body part

boobs are stupid

they hurt if you dont wear a bra for too long

they hurt if you do wear a bra for too long

there is just no pleasing you guys :C

there’s not much that is more satisfying than a successful bra shopping trip.

This is what happened when I played Jim Dale reading Harry Potter for Google. 
This was the scene where Harry used the Resurrection Stone.

This is what happened when I played Jim Dale reading Harry Potter for Google. 

This was the scene where Harry used the Resurrection Stone.

DOES ANYONE WANT TO BUY MY BOOBS

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I am SO tired of things fitting me perfectly everywhere else but then being too tight for me to even breeeathe once it gets to my chest

UGH

Please, I’m selling them for super cheap.

That awkward moment when you give a guy a hug and you can feel your boobs right in between the two of you.