i was making pudding earlier and i didnt know where the sugar was so i asked my mom and she brought me a clear container of some, so i followed the recipe and put two tablespoons of sugar in the pudding

except that it wasnt sugar, it was salt, and i didnt find out until i enjoyed a large spoonful of my delicious fucking salt pudding

thanks mom

WOW the closest that I’ve ever identified with a victim on spn was when he was eating a sandwich.

I just couldn’t stop thinking, you know, he was really enjoying his lunch. I bet the lettuce was crisp and the cheese was smooth and he was looking forward to the next bite of that delicious meal when BAM he was dead. He was gone and he had left the sandwich behind. It made it very real and I felt incredible pity for him, I’m not even kidding. 

Food is so good, gotdamn.

over the summer my friend aaron and i went to a grocery store to get ice cream before we started wandering around the back of the building. we were acting stupid and took one apart and stuck it on the wall. it was still there yesterday.

over the summer my friend aaron and i went to a grocery store to get ice cream before we started wandering around the back of the building. we were acting stupid and took one apart and stuck it on the wall. it was still there yesterday.

okay it freaks me out that like to prepare lobsters you cook them alive

like who the fuck okay’d that

like you buy it from a store, out of a water tank, and then while its alive you put it in a pot of boiling water 

like no one would let you put a fucking chicken in the oven while it was still flapping around. you would be like arrested

LIKE YOU FUCKING HEAT IT UP TO DEATH JUST TO HAVE A NICE DINNER IT MAKES ME A LITLE ANGRY IM NOT USUALLY LIKE THIS BUT LOBSTERS ARE SO GREAT 

so when i heard the name “jelly baby” i thought it was some kind of cookie or like a pastry or even like some sort of special meat kind of thing from britain, cause all their food has weird names, but it’s quite literally a jelly baby.

its a baby

made of jelly

mom: you're so beautiful, i'm so proud of you, i love you so much.
me: yeah, cool, i love you too
mom: unexpectedly brings me a bag of my favorite food
me: has a legitimate emotional moment