when girls put “married to john bob” as their relationship status on fb, i get really confused, cause i don’t know if they’re actually in a relationship with this guy or if it’s just some joke.
“Up until the 1900s, all children wore white dresses until the age of 6 for simple practicality. Boys also didn’t get their hair cut until 6 or 7 years old. It wasn’t important to know the gender of a child.
It wasn’t until 1940 was there a shift and the industry pushed for girls to wear pink and boys to wear blue.”
I flirt by making buttloads of eye contact.
Not in a creepy way or like I’m staring them down. I do it kinda like I just happened to be glancing their way but then prolong it a bit. I’m never the first one to look away.
Also I don’t like turn my head or anything and like crane my neck to look at the person, but if I’m looking down and they happen to walk by I’ll like look right up without moving my head and be sure to make eye contact.
So if you find that every time you look at me I happen to be looking at you as well, but in a kinda serious intense way (at least I hope that what it looks like) then I’m probably into you.
I have actually found this to be an effective attention getter multiple times. It works for me because 90% of the time I have no idea how to start a conversation with a guy, so I just let them know that I’ve definitely noticed them and if they want they can talk to me. It works for me, man, I swear.
The awkward moment where you wildly assume someone wants you to do something but they don’t …
and then it’s super awkward and you’re like SHIT SHIT SHIT SHIT SHIT SHIT I’M SO FUCKING STUPID and they’re like thinking wow this is awkward she’s kinda fucking stupid.
FUCKMYLIFEEEEEEE
