- The only guys we have at our studio are like 14.
- I am about 5’ 7” and if ya didn’t know, it’s hard for people to pick you up when you’re awkwardly tall.
- I am not the skinniest person.
- I tend get uncomfortable when people are close, mainly because I am fairly insecure. I don’t need people to see me (or feel me) in detail.
- I tend not to trust people to hold me so I don’t really dive right into it. Meaning that every time I partner I come out with bruises or scrapes.
So yeah. That’s it then.
Okay I’m watching a super old episode of Ghost Adventures and Zak is super hot. omg.
Like nowadays he’s kinda a douche, but back in the early episodes he was super attractive. And cute. And laid back. And, if I didn’t mention, he was hot.
One of my favorite memories of my old old school was when one of the older guys went off to Duncan Donuts just as they were taking out the day old donuts to the trash. He asked for them and he came back to school with this giant black trashbag of just donuts. He walked around school with it like he was Santa, and let people just take handfuls of assorted donuts. They were a bit squashed, but still really delicious.
During bowling today there was this guy that my sisters and I had talked to at prom, and he was pretty cool. But then every time we were talking, his little brother would come over and like push us closer to each other. It was really awkward.
Thanks, but no thanks.
Not in a creepy way or like I’m staring them down. I do it kinda like I just happened to be glancing their way but then prolong it a bit. I’m never the first one to look away.
Also I don’t like turn my head or anything and like crane my neck to look at the person, but if I’m looking down and they happen to walk by I’ll like look right up without moving my head and be sure to make eye contact.
So if you find that every time you look at me I happen to be looking at you as well, but in a kinda serious intense way (at least I hope that what it looks like) then I’m probably into you.
I have actually found this to be an effective attention getter multiple times. It works for me because 90% of the time I have no idea how to start a conversation with a guy, so I just let them know that I’ve definitely noticed them and if they want they can talk to me. It works for me, man, I swear.
His first line was “male 17 CA horny” but when I turned him down (although in a flirty clever way) we kept chatting anyways. We talked for forever about everything, what we enjoy, life plans, family, and just loads of stuff.
He tried again, turning my love of dance into toe licking but when I said “Oh man, I forgot to shave, hope you don’t mind” and “Oh that’s my phone, it’s my grandma,” he said, “okay, okay I’m done.” And didn’t try anymore.
So we talked for about three hours (and this is just on Omegle) and as we continued he kept saying things like “you’re easy to talk to” and “you’re so cute.” In the end when his typing turned slurred and scrambled and he admitted that he was falling asleep we decided to say goodbye.
I told him good night and he said, “Find a good man. promise.” So I promised. Then he said, “don’t settle. okay?” And I said okay. So then, without asking for pics or email or anyway of contacting me or getting anything out of me he said, “you’re a gem. remember that.”
Why can’t guys see me like this in real life?
Oh, and I didn’t mention that he has green eyes and black hair and when I said “like Harry Potter?” he said “yeah, I guess so! :)” He likes acting and he dances and he thinks I’m sexy.
But I’ll never talk to him again. Ever. And I’m a little sad :(
It would just be nice to be able to pick a guy’s brain and figure out how they think. Also it would be nice to know my actual real rating, not just my friends like “oh,you’re sooooooo cute! Don’t let anyone tell you otherwise!” I honestly wanna know what guys think of me.
I wish I had more guy friends :(
okay okay okay BE COOL ohmigod what does he want oh THANK YOU LORDY what does he want from me??
And I didn’t start a single one of these conversations! Maybe people like me! ^_^
Oh yeah, and a certain favored male companion is one of these people. Yay :3
[Edit] MAKE THAT FIVE. Oh yeah, baby. I think I may have finally hit puberty.
[Second edit] Okay now that’s 6. All at once. I like this but it’s getting REALLY hard to keep up with. I guess it’s just a good night for chatting.
Wait…so body positivity is a bad thing, now?
Or is the problem just because a guy is saying it?
Fuck that, if a guy said that to me I’d grab him and never let go. Also it helps that he is ridiculously good looking. Why would you strike out so violently at a guy like that? I think that was very nice of him, and I think that’s the sweetest darn thing.