my cat: mrow.
me: omfg I love you so much.
my cat: *sits down*
me: oh my GAWD you're such a sweet baby my precious dumpling
my cat: *breathes*
me: AAAHHH MY PRECIOUS ANGEL I LOVE YOU COME HERE HOW DID THIS WORLD PRODUCE SOMETHING SO HEAVENLY LET ME SNUGGLE YOU UNTIL WE DIE TOGETHER ALKDFJDSHGJSLJSERGK